Headlines on MSN.com

Headlines on MSN.com:

Do we really need Black History Month?
YES, we really need Black History Month!! Jesus fucking christ. Next thing you know we won't really need Thanksgiving or the Fourth of July. PUH-LEEZE. Get a fucking GRIP.
"But MSN poll show Americans divided on issue!!"
Yeah, and polls also show that Americans are fat, racist, and lazy. The fact that some non-scientific online poll shows that Americans are "divided" on the issue means NOTHING.
Fucking IDIOTS!


How to keep your kids safe on MySpace
Simple. You help them understand, when they see the bad things, why said things are bad, and why they should be decent people instead of falling for society's shit. But I'd be willing to bet that this article has completely unhelpful advice like "Put filters on your computer" or "Put your computer somewhere that you can watch what they do online 24/7", neither of which ACTUALLY help kids be safe on MySpace (since they can leave your house and get on MySpace somewhere else).


Lying to doctor can be risky
Well, NO SHIT! Lying to your doctor can mean that you won't get the right diagnosis and you may, therefore, get the wrong treatment, which could possibly severely hurt or even kill you.
But that should be common sense. Oh, wait... people these days clearly don't HAVE any fucking common sense, or they wouldn't even need an article like this. Never mind.


Britney's hair to be sold on Ebay?
It's sad that this is even a highlight on MSN.com's front page. It's even sadder that we've come to such dire straits as a society that anyone would need or want to even CONCEIVE of selling Britney's hair on Ebay.