So I bought some laxatives to help with my bowels, and I chose very carefully among the options to make sure I got one that's gentle. I got home and tore off the wrapping, only to find out that the ones I got are actually STIMULANTS. Like Ex-Lax. Fuck fuck fuck. I really didn't want to use a stimulant... but I have to now. Ugh.

However, I did get my measuring cup, my tsp and tbsp measurers, a 60-pack of Excel Polar Ice gum, and Baskin Robbins low-cal hard candy (10 cals per piece). Oh, and I bought one Soup At Hand -- 70 cals, and really nice and warm and fairly filling. It's not all bad. But I have to find a reeeeally good hiding place for my measuring materials...