You know you have an ED when...

- You eat 3/4ths of a cup of cheerios and half a cup of 0.5% milk and call it your breakfast.
- About fifteen minutes later your parents come home with a whole chicken and taters, and you don't want to eat any of it, but your parents are there and would think you're odd if you didn't. So you eat five relatively small taters and most of a slice of chicken breast.
- Upon finishing the meal, all you can think about is how much you want to purge up that disgusting chicken and those calorie-filled potatoes. So, five minutes later, you have turned on your music in your bedroom, locked the bathroom door, started the water, and begun to purge. It comes up surprisingly fast. You know you got all the chicken and taters when you start tasting cheerios again -- plus there was a lot of stuff in that toilet.
- All of this makes you feel awesome for sticking to your goals and having willpower. So what if you purged up a few Cheerios, too? Really, the less food the better!

Yeah, I know... I'm fucked up. Can't remember the last time I wasn't fucked up. *sigh*