In the beginning, food made me fat.

Much, much later, lack of it made me weak.

Now, eating too much of it makes me throw up.
Not eating enough of it makes me eat too much of it, which as we already know makes me throw up.
Throwing up tastes terrible, makes my throat raw and itchy, and makes me crave electrolye balancers, which makes me eat.

Fucking annoying substance, food.
Someone needs to put a ban on it, or something.
It's driving me fucking crazy.
CRAZY CRAZY CAULIFLOWER. *runs around screaming and flailing arms*