My abdomen feels like my intestines are packed full to the fucking BRIM. As a result, I decided out of desperation to take four stimulant laxative pills -- three Ex-lax, and a fourth pill called Prodiem. I checked the Prodiem and Ex-lax labels, though, and they both have the same medicinal ingredient, in exactly the same dosage (sennosides USP, 15mg per pill).

I don't care about the calories right now. I just care about getting this bulk out of my system, ASAP. Laxatives can do that much, at least.

I am so, so fucking gross.