It's three o'clock in the fucking morning, and all I can think about is how I want to make a box of Kraft Dinner, eat the entire thing, and throw it all back up again. Well, okay... I'm also thinking about how cold I am. But I've been too lazy to stand up and close the door. You know, that door which is only about three feet away from me.

Yeah. I am fucking pathetic. *sigh*