So I went to the dentist today. Long story short: My teeth are terrible. I have eight cavities, at least one in each quadrant of my mouth, so now I get to go back four times over the course of January to get them all filled. Not only that, but my teeth are terribly sensitive -- the hygenist had to use some weird water spray to clean my teeth because the metal instrument hurt me too much --, I have a lot of plaque buildup, and the stains on my teeth are getting worse. Just fucking wonderful, hey?

Thank you, eating disorder, for helping to form eight new cavities in my teeth in the last six or seven months!!!!! [/SARCASM]